10 reasons why I wish I were a guy
1. As a man, they don’t say they’re not sure about your sex, unless you wear a skirt.
2.Coming home by foot from a party that ended at 2 AM, you don’t walk the streets trembling in your shoes for the fact that an infamous man will jump from a bush, and try to tear your clothes apart.
3. If a man is „bad” the whole society will pay their respects and admiration for the cause of „a rebel.” If a woman is bad she’ll end up being looked as a witch during the medieval times (when they burned them for that).
4. As a man, if you’re single, over thirty, live on your own, and make your own money without depending on anyone else nobody will say you’re a” tight bitch, with a stick shoved up her ass.”
5. You don’t have behind you thousands of years saying you should cook, clean, make as much babies as possible and really obey to anything the male wants.
6. You don’t get molested by your hormones at least three days a month.
7. You can get an orgasm faster that you can say „sex.”
8.While in high-school your parents didn’t forbid you to go to parties, for fear that a douchebag might get you pregnant.
9. „Men get laid, women get screwed.” Putting it differently: you’re a ladies’ man, not a whore.
10. From the second you are born your genes make you an absolute master in computers, exact sciences and, of course, business. When a girl is born, it goes like” Oh, shit, she’s not carrying my manly, extraordinary family name further.”
Oh, and a bonus: men put on a black T-shirt, worn-out jeans and they expect the world to say they’re „sexy and nonconformist”. For the same reaction, women have to spend half of their day in shopping stores, and the other half in front of the mirror.